Someone shit on the floor
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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