"it" just moved
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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