is wine microwaveable?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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