Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
My feet surprised me
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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