You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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