When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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