I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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