All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
