That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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