At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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