You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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