She is in my trunk
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Randomize
