i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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