I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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