Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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