no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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