I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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