Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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