winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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