so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
we should paint friendship bongs
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