So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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