you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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