i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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