youre lurking in front of me
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
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