do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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