Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
They have beer where we have blood.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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