We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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