Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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