we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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