When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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