i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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