Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I can't put those talents on a resume
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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