He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I'm experimenting with sincerity
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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