my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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