He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
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