what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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