do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Just took my morning after pill in the library
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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