IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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