please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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