i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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