Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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