Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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