Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
