My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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