Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
When did angry sex become our thing?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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