Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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