doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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