I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Well I just put wine in my tea
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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