if i can run in heels then i can drive
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Randomize
