Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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