Banned from zoo.
Again?
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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