I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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