she was so not down for the gang bang
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Randomize
