Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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