Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
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