I accidentally burped into my bong.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
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